So the bf and I were talking about school. He’s in the radiology program and I was looking at trocars on ebay (yaay funeral things!) he asked me what they were and I told him “That thing I’ll poke you with when you die and I’m pissed because I’ll have to embalm you” he just looks at me and says “please break a bone so I can blast you with radiation.” We busted out laughing and I made us superheroes. Trocar Girl and Radiation Man. We are the lamest superheroes on the planet.